Goofy Bullsh!t SQL Server 2005 Date Values

What's with this software? Every day its a new surprise with some goofy
bullsh!t.
I finally make time to try to finish building out ASP.NET 2.0 Membership
logging and reporting code and today its user data in the SQL Server 2005
aspnet_Membership table such as LastLockoutDate and FailedPassword with date
values for all users entered as 1/1/1754.
Not only is this goofy bullsh!t it is grossly incorrect goofy bullsh!t. I
have used one of my three test users to test getting locked out so I could
learn to use the Unlock method and I certainly did not enter that user's
incorrect credentials on 1/1/1754. I have no idea how the other users have
data has been manipulated either.
What the heck is going on here?
<%= Clinton Gallagher
NET csgallagher AT metromilwaukee.com
URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/If a Goofy programmer read the goofy doc before posting goofy messages, he
would fined that 1/1/1754 for the lockout data means it has not been locked
out.
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/system.web.security.activedirectorymembershipprovider.aspx
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"clintonG" <csgallagher@.REMOVETHISTEXTmetromilwaukee.com> wrote in message
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> What's with this software? Every day its a new surprise with some goofy
> bullsh!t.
> I finally make time to try to finish building out ASP.NET 2.0 Membership
> logging and reporting code and today its user data in the SQL Server 2005
> aspnet_Membership table such as LastLockoutDate and FailedPassword with
> date values for all users entered as 1/1/1754.
> Not only is this goofy bullsh!t it is grossly incorrect goofy bullsh!t. I
> have used one of my three test users to test getting locked out so I could
> learn to use the Unlock method and I certainly did not enter that user's
> incorrect credentials on 1/1/1754. I have no idea how the other users have
> data has been manipulated either.
> What the heck is going on here?
> <%= Clinton Gallagher
> NET csgallagher AT metromilwaukee.com
> URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/
>|||DOH!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist...|||I don't use the AD Provider but I do see by the document you refer to that
the explanation of this goofy date sh!t is much more lucid and complete than
in other documents I did and have read [1] but still happen to have missed
the pithy sentence that is supposed to pass for documentation.
<%= Clinton Gallagher
NET csgallagher AT metromilwaukee.com
URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/
[1]
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/system.web.security.membershipuser.lastlockoutdate.aspx
"Roger Wolter[MSFT]" <rwolter@.online.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:etI$pGOiGHA.4512@.TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> If a Goofy programmer read the goofy doc before posting goofy messages, he
> would fined that 1/1/1754 for the lockout data means it has not been
> locked out.
> http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/system.web.security.activedirectorymembershipprovider.aspx
>
> --
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
> rights.
> Use of included script samples are subject to the terms specified at
> http://www.microsoft.com/info/cpyright.htm
> "clintonG" <csgallagher@.REMOVETHISTEXTmetromilwaukee.com> wrote in message
> news:%230DLIENiGHA.1264@.TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> What's with this software? Every day its a new surprise with some goofy
>> bullsh!t.
>> I finally make time to try to finish building out ASP.NET 2.0 Membership
>> logging and reporting code and today its user data in the SQL Server 2005
>> aspnet_Membership table such as LastLockoutDate and FailedPassword with
>> date values for all users entered as 1/1/1754.
>> Not only is this goofy bullsh!t it is grossly incorrect goofy bullsh!t.
>> I have used one of my three test users to test getting locked out so I
>> could learn to use the Unlock method and I certainly did not enter that
>> user's incorrect credentials on 1/1/1754. I have no idea how the other
>> users have data has been manipulated either.
>> What the heck is going on here?
>> <%= Clinton Gallagher
>> NET csgallagher AT metromilwaukee.com
>> URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/
>

Goofy Bullsh!t SQL Server 2005 Date Values

What's with this software? Every day its a new surprise with some goofy
bullsh!t.
I finally make time to try to finish building out ASP.NET 2.0 Membership
logging and reporting code and today its user data in the SQL Server 2005
aspnet_Membership table such as LastLockoutDate and FailedPassword with date
values for all users entered as 1/1/1754.
Not only is this goofy bullsh!t it is grossly incorrect goofy bullsh!t. I
have used one of my three test users to test getting locked out so I could
learn to use the Unlock method and I certainly did not enter that user's
incorrect credentials on 1/1/1754. I have no idea how the other users have
data has been manipulated either.
What the heck is going on here?
<%= Clinton Gallagher
NET csgallagher AT metromilwaukee.com
URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/If a Goofy programmer read the goofy doc before posting goofy messages, he
would fined that 1/1/1754 for the lockout data means it has not been locked
out.
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/li...ipprovider.aspx
This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no rights.
Use of included script samples are subject to the terms specified at
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"clintonG" < csgallagher@.REMOVETHISTEXTmetromilwaukee
.com> wrote in message
news:%230DLIENiGHA.1264@.TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> What's with this software? Every day its a new surprise with some goofy
> bullsh!t.
> I finally make time to try to finish building out ASP.NET 2.0 Membership
> logging and reporting code and today its user data in the SQL Server 2005
> aspnet_Membership table such as LastLockoutDate and FailedPassword with
> date values for all users entered as 1/1/1754.
> Not only is this goofy bullsh!t it is grossly incorrect goofy bullsh!t. I
> have used one of my three test users to test getting locked out so I could
> learn to use the Unlock method and I certainly did not enter that user's
> incorrect credentials on 1/1/1754. I have no idea how the other users have
> data has been manipulated either.
> What the heck is going on here?
> <%= Clinton Gallagher
> NET csgallagher AT metromilwaukee.com
> URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/
>|||DOH!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist...|||I don't use the AD Provider but I do see by the document you refer to that
the explanation of this goofy date sh!t is much more lucid and complete than
in other documents I did and have read [1] but still happen to have miss
ed
the pithy sentence that is supposed to pass for documentation.
<%= Clinton Gallagher
NET csgallagher AT metromilwaukee.com
URL http://www.metromilwaukee.com/clintongallagher/
[1]
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/li...
ckoutdate.aspx
"Roger Wolter[MSFT]" <rwolter@.online.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:etI$pGOiGHA.4512@.TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> If a Goofy programmer read the goofy doc before posting goofy messages, he
> would fined that 1/1/1754 for the lockout data means it has not been
> locked out.
> http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/li...ipprovider.aspx
>
> --
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
> rights.
> Use of included script samples are subject to the terms specified at
> http://www.microsoft.com/info/cpyright.htm
> "clintonG" < csgallagher@.REMOVETHISTEXTmetromilwaukee
.com> wrote in message
> news:%230DLIENiGHA.1264@.TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>

Good Performance Training

I'm looking for a good SQL Server performance training class - I
finally wore my boss down and he gave me $. I've done lots of Oracle
courses in the past but have had a hard time finding a Microsoft
certified course and I just missed TechEd so I was thinking about this
one:
http://www.sqlskills.com/immersion_dbtuning.asp as I hear that
Kimberley Tripp is a good teacher - it was promoted at the last
Chi-SSUG so I guess its ok? What does everyone else think? Are there
other better things on offer? The dates work for me (gotta do a big
release in Sep so the dust'll settle by then :-)
I want an instructor led classroom course so's I can ask questions
about our own systems and design, and it has to be technical to keep me
interested and I hate it when the teacher is just a page ahead of the
class and knows nothing
TonyCar
Senior Programmer/DBA
Midwest Exchange, ILKimberly is an extraordinary speaker, you can't miss with her. Besides her,
Kalen Delaney is just as good - check
http://www.solidqualitylearning.com/Classes/InternalsPerformanceTuning.htm.
Yes, women rule :-)
--
Dejan Sarka, SQL Server MVP
Associate Mentor
Solid Quality Learning
More than just Training
www.SolidQualityLearning.com
<carluccit@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> I'm looking for a good SQL Server performance training class - I
> finally wore my boss down and he gave me $. I've done lots of Oracle
> courses in the past but have had a hard time finding a Microsoft
> certified course and I just missed TechEd so I was thinking about this
> one:
> http://www.sqlskills.com/immersion_dbtuning.asp as I hear that
> Kimberley Tripp is a good teacher - it was promoted at the last
> Chi-SSUG so I guess its ok? What does everyone else think? Are there
> other better things on offer? The dates work for me (gotta do a big
> release in Sep so the dust'll settle by then :-)
> I want an instructor led classroom course so's I can ask questions
> about our own systems and design, and it has to be technical to keep me
> interested and I hate it when the teacher is just a page ahead of the
> class and knows nothing
> TonyCar
> Senior Programmer/DBA
> Midwest Exchange, IL
>|||I agree with Dejan...
Also consider Scalability Experts, if they are doing anything in your
area... ONe of the SQL MVPs works for them...
--
Wayne Snyder, MCDBA, SQL Server MVP
Mariner, Charlotte, NC
www.mariner-usa.com
(Please respond only to the newsgroups.)
I support the Professional Association of SQL Server (PASS) and it's
community of SQL Server professionals.
www.sqlpass.org
<carluccit@.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:cgejoh$upp@.odah37.prod.google.com...
> I'm looking for a good SQL Server performance training class - I
> finally wore my boss down and he gave me $. I've done lots of Oracle
> courses in the past but have had a hard time finding a Microsoft
> certified course and I just missed TechEd so I was thinking about this
> one:
> http://www.sqlskills.com/immersion_dbtuning.asp as I hear that
> Kimberley Tripp is a good teacher - it was promoted at the last
> Chi-SSUG so I guess its ok? What does everyone else think? Are there
> other better things on offer? The dates work for me (gotta do a big
> release in Sep so the dust'll settle by then :-)
> I want an instructor led classroom course so's I can ask questions
> about our own systems and design, and it has to be technical to keep me
> interested and I hate it when the teacher is just a page ahead of the
> class and knows nothing
> TonyCar
> Senior Programmer/DBA
> Midwest Exchange, IL
>